It is simple – like ribald fun with Chinese fortune cookies. Except, with neo-cons, the future is bloody and solutions to world problems, always lethal. So, how to make sense of grave and ponderous neo-con punditry? Just add "by killing people" at the end of all their statements.
"Everyone knows you can get a good laugh out of your meal at the local Chinese Buffet by opening your fortune cookie, reading the message aloud and adding two words on the end of the message: in bed. If you haven’t tried it before here are some examples:
You are talented with your hands.
Now is a lucky time for you to take a chance.
Watch your relations with other people carefully, be more reserved.
No obstacles will stand in the way of your success this month.
Now I’ve discovered, with the help of booze and Jim Antle of 4pundits.com that there is a phrase that you can tack on to most neoconservative op-eds and essays – which helps to clarify the point they are trying to make. Whenever a neoconservative says something should be done, whether it is democracy promotion, or instilling purpose in an enervated American populace, or diplomacy, you can finish the thought for him by adding three little words: by killing people. Here, try it out: "
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