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  • I am sorry, but the man had no business doing this in the first place.

    Doomed mouse’s revenge was anything but modest

    Associated Press

    FORT SUMNER, N.M. – A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man’s house and set it on fire.

    Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.

    "I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

    Village Fire Chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran to just beneath a window, and the flames spread up from there and throughout the house.

    No one was hurt inside, but the home and everything in it was destroyed.

    Unseasonably dry and windy conditions have charred more than 53,000 acres and destroyed 10 homes in southeastern New Mexico in recent weeks.

    "I’ve seen numerous house fires," village Fire Department Capt. Jim Lyssy said, "but nothing as unique as this one."

  • Bereft of bright ideas or gutsy moves, the Democrats’ winning strategy of choice is "If you can’t beat them, join them." A few of posts ago, I argued that it is not necessary for the Dems to try and project themselves as a goose stepping, heel clicking, "martial party", in order to win elections or have credibility on national security. It appears now that some of them think that it is also a good idea to co-opt the Republicans on "moral values" by quoting Scriptures during policy debates. Poor showing at the polls and the rare success of southern Baptist Bill Clinton who spoke with a preacher’s cadence, have convinced Democrats that wearing religion on their sleeves may return them to the glory days of being the majority party. (The main culprits here are Bill Clinton, Sen Joe Lieberman and the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton). Someone with a knowledge of modern medicine (Dr. Dean?) ought to remind them that it is not necessary to fight poison with poison – effective antidotes work better.

    Ever since Ronald Reagan hijacked "family values" by encouraging public display of religiosity (while cutting or weakening "family friendly" programs), the Democrats have been floundering. They don’t know how to regain their position in the public’s mind as the party that cares about real family values like wages, affordable health care, education and workers’ rights. The American public it appears, trusts Scriptures quoting politicians more than those with a no-nonsense, secular message of "bread and butter". When Howard Dean promised to bring poor white Southerners (who vote Republican in order to guard traditional values regarding "god, guns and gays") under the umbrella of the Democratic Party by appealing to their economic interests, the whole matter got buried under the Confederate Flag, mostly due to the outrage expressed by fellow Democrats! To recapture the public’s confidence on family values, morality and wholesomeness, some Democrats feel that religious texts and Biblical references should serve as their reliable source for public persuasion. In his article , Joseph Loconte of the Heritage Foundation warns that a "Religious Left" is worrisome too.

    "When Christians — liberal or conservative — invoke a biblical theocracy as a handy guide to contemporary politics, they threaten our democratic discourse. Numerous "policy papers" from liberal churches and activist groups employ the same approach: They’re awash in scriptural references to justice, poverty and peace, stacked alongside claims about global warming, debt relief and the U.N. Security Council.

    Christians are right to argue that the Bible is a priceless source of moral and spiritual insight. But they’re wrong to treat it as a substitute for a coherent political philosophy.

    The Rev. Jim Wallis, a popular adviser to leading Democrats and an organizer of the Berkeley meeting, routinely engages in this kind of Bible-thumping. In his book "God’s Politics," Wallis insists that his faith-based platform transcends partisan categories.  "We affirm God’s vision of a good society offered to us by the prophet Isaiah," he writes. Yet Isaiah, an agent of divine judgment living in a theocratic state, conveniently affirms every spending scheme of the Democratic Party. This is no different than the fundamentalist impulse to cite the book of Leviticus to justify laws against homosexuality.

    A completely secular public square is neither possible nor desirable; democracy needs the moral ballast of religion. But a partisan campaign to enlist the sacred is equally wrongheaded. When people of faith join political debates, they must welcome those democratic virtues that promote the common good: prudence, reason, compromise — and a realization that politics can’t usher in the kingdom of heaven."

    Perhaps the clueless Dems should try appealing to common sense, simple decency, universal human aspirations and progressive ideas rooted in the 21st century – they might be surprised by the success of this novel approach.

    Update: A related "monkey see, monkey do" story here on the military, guns and abortion.

  • We tend to count war casualties mainly by the number of dead. Understandable – the dead are easy to count. Much more difficult to quantify is the damage done to the injured, maimed, psychologically scarred and brain damaged. Some recover enough to return to more or less normal lives but far too many don’t. With advances in medical science and med-vac operations on the battle field, many more of the injured are now living with disabilities that a few years ago would have killed a majority of them. This is a double edged sword. While the number of lives being saved has increased, so has the number living with life altering debilitation of body and mind. The affected are mostly very young who must adjust to living the rest of their lives with missing body parts and diminished minds.

    A growing number of U.S. troops whose body armor helped them survive bomb and rocket attacks are suffering brain damage as a result of the blasts. It’s a type of injury some military doctors say has become the signature wound of the Iraq war.

    Known as traumatic brain injury, or TBI, the wound is of the sort that many soldiers in previous wars never lived long enough to suffer. The explosions often cause brain damage similar to "shaken-baby syndrome," says Warren Lux, a neurologist at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington.

    "You’ve got great body armor on, and you don’t die," says Louis French, a neuropsychologist at Walter Reed. "But there’s a whole other set of possible consequences. It’s sort of like when they started putting airbags in cars and started seeing all these orthopedic injuries."

    Can you imagine President Bush on a visit with TBI victims, saying the following to the soldiers?

    "As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself – not here at the hospital, but in combat with drugs and alcohol. I eventually won.  All that partying  gave me a little brain trauma. As a matter of fact, the psychiatrist asked if I needed counseling and detox when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, doc."

    Sounds outrageous – like a tasteless SNL parody, right?  Yet the truth is not far removed from the above imaginary presidential pep-talk. George W. Bush, with his tin ear and "Bubble Boy" existence, does not comprehend the tragedy of shattered lives. The following is an excerpt from a recent column by Maureen Dowd  (can’t link to the NYT page).

    "….. Confined with his wife and mother-in-law at the Crawford ranch, he (George Bush) spent his Christmas vacation mountain-biking and clearing brush.

    He left the ranch for a brief visit at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, where he kidded in a way that again showed his jarring lack of empathy with the amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan:

    "As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself – not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, colonel."

  • Murtha says he wouldn’t join military now

    "A decorated Vietnam combat veteran who retired as a colonel after 37 years in the U.S. Marine Corps, (Rep Jack) Murtha told ABC News’ "Nightline" program that Iraq "absolutely" was a wrong war for President George W. Bush to have launched.

    "Would you join (the military) today?," he was asked in an interview taped on Friday.

    "No," replied Murtha of Pennsylvania, the top Democrat on the House of Representatives subcommittee that oversees defense spending and one of his party’s leading spokesmen on military issues.

    "And I think you’re saying the average guy out there who’s considering recruitment is justified in saying ‘I don’t want to serve’," the interviewer continued.

    "Exactly right," said Murtha……"

  • The Isaraeli – Palestinian issue is of special interest to the Christian right. Many have wondered why most of them, virulent anti-Semites at heart, are so pro Israel in their public policy pronouncements. The evangelicals’ love for a greater Israel has nothing to do with any affinity for "Israeli Jews". In reality, the unlikely alliance is a bit like fattening a lamb for slaughter. Among other things, the support of the Christian right for Israel hinges on some of their most fondly held Biblical beliefs and hopes in preparation for the second coming of Christ and the subsequent Rapture, which will be the special privilege of sincere Christians. To ensure this favorable outcome, they believe that:

    1. The entire state of Israel and the West Bank and Gaza, need to be under Jewish control and populated by Jews. That’s why they are against a Palestinian state and for vigorous growth of  Israeli settlements.
    2. Building the Third Jewish Temple is a precursor to Christ’s coming back to earth to defeat the Anti Christ and the ensuing "rapture".
    3.The Dome of the Rock (the third holiest site of Islam) sits on a site which is the rightful location for the Jewish Temple- so the mosque must be destroyed.
    4.When the rapture happens, "good" Jews will see the light and be "saved" by accepting Jesus as their long awaited Messiah – the remaining evil rejectionists will suffer unspeakable grief and destruction.      
                   
    There is a revealing book by Israeli author Gershom Gorenberg explaining this twisted logic behind the self serving, unholy alliance between the Christian right and the Israeli ultra right wing.                              
                                                 
    Pat Robertson, the loquacious evangelist, who hears from God on a regular basis on subjects as diverse as hurricanes, teaching of Intelligent Design and  Hugo Chavez, has weighed in on the latest development on the Israeli political front. He claims that the severe stroke suffered by Prime Minister Ariel Sharon (previously a darling of the right) is the evidence of God’s wrath for daring to "divide God’s land" by returning Gaza to the Palestinians. ( By the way, when Yitzhak Rabin was assassinated, I heard a similar explanation from a woman evangelist in the US, whose name eludes me).

    Television evangelist Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, which Robertson opposed.

    "He was dividing God’s land, and I would say, ‘Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,’" Robertson told viewers of his long-running television show, "The 700 Club."

    "God says, ‘This land belongs to me, and you’d better leave it alone,’" he said.

  • There is a wonderful post, "What To Do With a Mexican Jumping Bean: Science and Poetry" at Professor Amardeep Singh’s blog. Please visit there. Those who have agonized (or just wondered) over the so called conflict between reason and imagination, empirical evidence and the metaphysical or even evolution and Intelligent Design, will find it illuminating.

  • The University of Texas Longhorns are the National College Football Champions. In a stunning last minute display of steely nerves, UT managed to edge past USC 41-38 at the 2006 Rose Bowl in Pasadena.  UT Quarterback Vince Young was the heart, body and soul of the Longhorns’ winning effort.

                                                                                             

                                           

  • Congressman Tom DeLay cannot be a happy man right now. First, District Attorney Ronnie Earle got him mired in "inconsequential" issues of money laundering and campaign finance transgressions in Texas, which the Hammer pretends to shrug off as mere "partisan" politics. But now that the other big shoe has landed with a deafening thud in Washington, we haven’t heard much from the sharp tongued Congressman from my district of Sugar Land, Texas. Jack Abramoff, the uber – lobbyist, whose motto was to steal from citizens to give to himself and legislators, has decided to plead guilty to "fraud, tax evasion and conspiracy to bribe public officials in a deal that requires him to provide evidence about members of Congress." Several Republican and a couple of Democratic congressmen are implicated in this Byzantine scandal of astounding corruption, greed and abuse of power. The big cahuna among the recipients of Abramoff’s largesse is DeLay.  Michael Scanlon (who is expected to sing like a canary) and Tony Rudy, two men intimately involved with the dirty dealings of Abramoff, were both previously working as top aides to Delay. They are widely suspected to have been the conduit between Abramoff’s firm and the hallowed lobbies of the US Congress and specifically, to DeLay.   

    "The plea deal could have enormous legal and political consequences for the lawmakers on whom Abramoff lavished luxury trips, skybox fundraisers, campaign contributions, jobs for their spouses, and meals at Signatures, the lobbyist’s upscale restaurant……..

    Another person under scrutiny, sources said, is DeLay, who is facing separate campaign finance charges in his home state of Texas.

    "Tom DeLay is not concerned that Mr. Abramoff is cooperating," said Richard Cullen, his attorney. "He urges everyone involved to cooperate in the investigation and to tell the truth." Cullen had no comment on allegations involving former DeLay aides Rudy and Scanlon.

    Among the trips under scrutiny is a golf excursion to Scotland that DeLay and aides took with Abramoff in 2000. DeLay has taken three overseas trips with Abramoff since 1997 — to the Mariana Islands, Russia and Scotland — and received more than $70,000 from Abramoff, his associates and tribal clients for his campaign committees.

    Investigating DeLay could take up to a year and require the cooperation of other witnesses before issues surrounding the Texas Republican are resolved, according to people familiar with the case…"

    There is nothing more predictable than falling out among thieves – when the going gets tough, the corrupt get to saving their own backsides. The fact that Abramoff was dressed in a spiffy but sinister Godfather like outfit for his guilty plea appearance before the judge, may have been a signal to his erstwhile clients that he was taking them down the same slippery slope that he finds himself on.  We have seen the movie … I can’t wait for the real life drama!

  • The advent of the new year in Texas has brought wild fires, unseasonably warm temps (Houston is in the low 80’s and high 70’s – I turned on the AC today) and football, football, football.

    The Texas football stories are running on two separate tracks, one going up and the other, way down. But both appear to bring glad tidings for football lovers. Southern California’s Reggie Bush figures in both stories. As I have mentioned before, the Houston Texans are the pathetic local pro team.  After staying tenaciously at the bottom in NFL rankings (2-14) throughout the season, at last the Texans are first !  How so?

    "The Texans’ reward for losing more than any other team in the NFL is the right to draft Reggie Bush (USC Running Back, Heisman Trophy) … The Texans’ defeat gave them an NFL-worst 2-14 record. It guarantees they can select Bush, the Southern California running back who scouts regard as one of the best prospects ever — provided the junior enters the draft." Oh joy!  Meanwhile, the Texans’ coach, offensive and defensive co-ordinators, have all been handed pink slips.

    The other football fever of course is about the Longhorns and the Rose Bowl  in Pasadena (it’s raining there!). UT will face USC (and Reggie Bush) for the national championship game on January 4th.

    "…Across Austin, billboards and buses bear the image of a burnt-orange Longhorn, a rose in its teeth, and the words "Live the Dream 2006." Texas alumni and fans are pouring into stores along the row of shops across from UT called "the Drag" to pick up mugs, key chains, banners and T-shirts that read "Proving it again in Pasadena" and programs for the BCS title game against USC, at the Rose Bowl on Wednesday. … But Rose Bowl-mania radiated far beyond the UT tower. Texas Exes officials said alumni in places as far as London, Tokyo, Berlin, Paris and Mexico City were planning parties to watch the game live.  In Paris, a group of about 50 is expected to take over one of the city’s few sports bars that show American football for a watch party beginning at 1 a.m. The game starts at 2 a.m. there." 

    Meanwhile, far from the football fields, the historic island of Galveston is slowly but surely sinking.

    "GALVESTON – Geology has aligned its forces against this narrow strip of land, causing it to sink a few inches more every decade. Though subsidence has caused much of the sinking in recent decades, it’s not the only culprit. If oceans continue to warm as expected, sea-level rise could cripple much of the island by century’s end. And as the waters rise, waves, tides and especially tropical storms will wash ever more sand away.

    As scientists wrestle with how to protect the island, they are finding matters may be worse than thought. Some think it’s time to sound a warning. Unlike in the days before the great hurricane of 1900, Rice University oceanographer John Anderson said recently, this storm’s gathering clouds are all too clear. "What I am afraid of is that people living there will one day look back and wonder why, if scientists knew changes were occurring to the island, they didn’t do anything about it," Anderson said.

    "A lot of people think short term, they just want a nice house on the ocean," said Rusty Feagin, an ecologist at Texas A&M University. "But from a long-term perspective, however, that just doesn’t make sense."  "What more evidence do you need for a mad society," asked Orrin Pilkey, a Duke University geologist and one of the world’s foremost barrier-island researchers., "than building homes right next to that beach?"

    In one of my earlier blog entries about interesting road signs and public postings, I had mentioned the attention getting anti-littering signs on Texas roads which read : Don’t Mess With Texas.  This stern message is associated closely with the Lone Star State and figures prominently on T-shirts, beach towels, coffee mugs and other Texas tourist memorabilia.  Now it appears that although most Texans are familiar with the slogan, many don’t realize that it is an anti-littering message! (They probably interpret it as an all-purpose macho warning from the big, tough, gun toting, cowboy state). So the Texas Dept. of Transportation is going to some lengths to clarify matters by adding more self-explanatory slogans to buttress the message. It is okay with me, as long as the new signs are in "addition to" and not "instead of" the old ones – I really like that menacing message.

    "Real Texans don’t toss trash on roads. That’s the message the state Department of Transportation first gave residents 20 years ago with its "Don’t Mess with Texas" anti-litter campaign. To celebrate the campaign’s 20th anniversary this year, the department will re-emphasize its message with the slogan, "Real Texans Don’t Litter."

    The new ads will feature Texas celebrities Lance Armstrong, Erykah Badu, Ray Benson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Julius Jones, Los Lonely Boys, Matthew McConaughey, Chuck Norris, Janine Turner, Owen Wilson and Lee Ann Womack. Despite the decline in litter, however, recent studies reveal that about 55 percent of 1,200 Texans surveyed in October admitted to littering and most of them were under the age of 25, according to the department. The survey also revealed that though most Texans have heard the slogan "Don’t Mess with Texas," only 71 percent know that it means "don’t litter."

    Don't Mess with Texas Sign

  • There is a very interesting post at Dadahead – More on "Fighting Dems" that is worth reading. After losing numerous elections, the Democrats are at their wit’s end. They desperately want to figure out how to connect with voters, especially on foreign policy and national security matters. While most polls show that Republicans and the President have taken a beating in the credibility /competence /honesty departments, the Democrats are not showing a corresponding gain. That is troubling because if the voters go to the polls with an attitude of "pox on both houses" and choose the devil they know, Republicans might win again in 2006 and 2008.

    For reasons that elude me, Democrats are perceived by Americans as weak on defence and foreign policy and anti-military, although as I pointed out in one of my previous posts, "Masculinity, War & SUV’s", the Democratic side of the US Congress is populated by more combat hardy veterans than the  leadership of the Republican Party, consisting largely of strutting chicken hawks. Some have suggested that the Dems should field Iraqi war veterans in congressional races of 2006 in order to neutralize the Republican advantage on security and war matters. I don’t buy into this strategy and agree with Dadahead’s analysis of why this is unnecessary and even futile. A uniform alone, does not a winning candidate make. You have to have a coherent message on domestic and foreign issues and if that comes packaged in a shiny uniform, all the better. But let us remember what non-warrior Bush managed to do to decorated vets like John McCain and John Kerry in 2000 and 2004. Dadahead says that one of his (her? I am a new reader, who is Dadahead?) fears is that fielding  soldiers on Democratic tickets will keep the focus on Iraq and national security (a strong point for the GOP) and not on domestic issues like health care, education and social security – areas where the Dems are more trusted. I believe it doesn’t necessarily have to be an either/or choice. The Democrats should focus on bread and butter issues but must not become evasive or defensive on Iraq.  They should hammer home how wrong headed, wasteful and criminal this misadventure was and how much it has set back domestic progress and reconstruction efforts (for example, Katrina, FEMA, Homeland Security). In fact the Democrats should not let the voters forget about Iraq for a minute and we don’t need soldiers to drive home the point. We need articulate and fearless truth tellers on Democratic tickets. Military credentials are ancillary to the ability of candidates to focus unflinchingly on the Republicans’ hypocrisy, cowardice and corruption in Iraq and at home.

  • You can’t be a parent and not breathe a long sigh of relief, followed by an incredulous "What was he thinking?" and an urge to spank, after reading this story.  Sixteen year old Farris Hassan, an A student at a prestigious private high school in Fort Lauderdale, FL, took his journalism assignment on the road – to Baghdad. His trip took him through some of the most dangerous parts of the city where he tried to navigate his way aided only with an English – Arabic dictionary! Hassan is on his way home, courtesy the US 101st Airborne, who plan to keep him away from the media upon arrival because the army "does not plan to reward stupidity with celebrity."  Hassan’s extremely relieved mother has the right idea. She plans to confiscate his passport.

    BAGHDAD – Maybe it was the time the taxi dumped him at the Iraq-Kuwait border, leaving him alone in the middle of the desert. Or when he drew a crowd at a Baghdad food stand after using an Arabic phrase book to order. Or the moment a Kuwaiti cab driver almost punched him in the face when he balked at the $100 (U.S.) fare.

    But at some point, Farris Hassan, a 16-year-old from Florida, realized that travelling to Iraq by himself was not the safest thing he could have done with his Christmas vacation. And he didn’t even tell his parents.

    It begins with a Grade 11 high school class on "immersion journalism" and one overly eager — or naïvely idealistic — student who’s lucky to be alive after going way beyond what any teacher would ask.

    "I thought I’d go the extra mile for that, or rather, a few thousand miles," he said. (The topic of Hassan’s journalism assignment was the Iraq war).

    Using money his parents had given him at one point, he bought a $900 plane ticket and took off from school a week before Christmas vacation started, skipping classes and leaving the country on Dec. 11. His goal: Baghdad. Those privy to his plans: two high school buddies.

    Travelling on his own in a land where insurgents and jihadists have kidnapped more than 400 foreigners, killing at least 39 of them, Hassan walked straight into a death zone. On Monday, his first full day in Iraq, six vehicle bombs exploded in Baghdad, killing five people and wounding more than 40.

    Hassan’s extra-mile attitude took him east through eight time zones, from Fort Lauderdale to Kuwait City. His plan was to take a taxi across the border and ultimately to Baghdad — an utterly dangerous route. …

    It was in Kuwait City that he first called his parents to tell them of his plans — and that he was now in the Middle East.

    Attempting to get into Iraq, Hassan took a taxi from Kuwait City to the border, 90 kilometres away. He spoke English at the border and was soon surrounded by about 15 men, a scene he wanted no part of. On the drive back to Kuwait City, a taxi driver almost punched him when he balked at the fee. It could have been worse — the border could have been open.

    "If they’d let me in from Kuwait, I probably would have died," he acknowledged. "That would have been a bad idea."

    He again called his father, who told him to come home. But the teen insisted on going to Baghdad. His father advised him to stay with family friends in Beirut, Lebanon, so he flew there, spending 10 days before flying to Baghdad on Christmas. His ride at Baghdad International Airport, arranged by the family friends in Lebanon, dropped him off at an international hotel where Americans were staying.

    He says he only strayed far from that hotel once, in search of food. He walked into a nearby shop and asked for a menu. When no menu appeared, he pulled out his Arabic phrase book, and after fumbling around found the word "menu." The stand didn’t have one. Then a worker tried to read some of the English phrases.

    "And I’m like, `Well, I should probably be going.’ It was not a safe place. The way they were looking at me kind of freaked me out," he said.

    It was mid-afternoon on Tuesday, after his second night in Baghdad, that he sought out editors at the Associated Press and announced he was in Iraq to do research and humanitarian work. AP staffers had never seen an unaccompanied teenage American walk into their war zone office. ("I would have been less surprised if little green men had walked in," said editor Patrick Quinn.)

    The AP quickly called the U.S. Embassy. Embassy officials had been on the lookout for Hassan, at the request of his parents. One U.S. military officer said he was shocked the teen was still alive. The 101st Airborne lieutenant who picked him up from the hotel said it was the wildest story he’d ever heard.

  • After little more than two months of blogging and much procrastination, I have got around to publishing a list of blogs that I read, as a tribute to other bloggers – please see on the left.  Some of them are well known, widely read blogs, some are smaller and lesser known.  All offer good reading and interesting points of view. I try to read them daily or as often as possible. Even though I am a blogger myself, I tend to read major news sites more often than blogs. There are a few other blogs that I browse, just not with much regularity. I will list some of them here. If I start reading one or more of them on a regular basis, they will be included on my permanent list. I have no idea how much good a blogroll does in the art and scope of blogging. But I myself have benefited enormously from the recommendations and links by other bloggers.

    Pharyngula,  Daily Kos, Science And Politics, Progressive Indian-American Woman

  • Washington Post has a pretty funny list of the memorable utterances by politicians and celebrities during 2005. Using the format of Letterman’s Top Ten list, the fve quotes are arranged in an ascending order of impact on public memory. Media experts analyze and explain the impact factor of each quote. I will include the details of only the most memorable one here.  Before you read to the end, take a moment to recall some of the gems you heard this past year and pick the most outrageous, disingenuous and memorably laughable thing you heard from a public figure and then see below if your vote is the same as the experts’.  If it was not, please leave your own choice in the comments section.

    Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids. Period ."  — Chemically enhanced slugger Rafael Palmeiro to a congressional panel. The now-former Oriole tested positive for you-know-what a few months later. And extra credit for jabbing your finger in the air for emphasis.

    "Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even — you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, okay? That’s what I’ve done. . . . You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do."  — Dr. Tom Cruise, in an interview with Matt Lauer on NBC’s "Today" show.

    " They all behave the same. They all look the same. It’s pretty much a white Christian party."  —  Howard Dean, now head of the Democratic National Committee, generalizing about Republicans.

    " What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. So many people in this arena, here, you know, were underprivileged, so this is working very well for them."  — Barbara Bush, while visiting Katrina evacuees in the Houston Astrodome.

    This year provided another classic in the famous-last-words category. It is the slam-dunk, read-my-lips, I-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-that-woman 2005 doozie, a Cat 5 quote for the ages:

    "Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job."  — President Bush, during his first visit to the Gulf Coast after Hurricane Katrina, commending then-FEMA head Michael Brown.

    Really, it was never even close. The president’s vote of confidence had all the markings: Patently false, it came during a widely viewed event, was uttered by a prominent speaker, played to an unflattering caricature (of both people) and packed supreme irony: Within days, Brownie was no longer doing any job, never mind a heckuva one.

    It also bestowed a belittling one-word nickname that would eliminate "Michael Brown" from any future discussion of the president’s doomed Master of Disaster.  Yes, yes and yes, Brownie. But we digress. Back to the presidential money quote:

    "I think for both concision and cluelessness, Bush wins hands down," says Ted Widmer, a professor of history at Washington College in Chestertown, Md., and a White House speechwriter during the Clinton administration.

    "It’s very efficient," Widmer says. "It packs maximal inaccuracy into minimal expression."

    An added bonus of "Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job" is that it will live forever in the lexicon of disingenuous boss-speak. Who will ever hear the words "you’re doing a heckuva job" again without half expecting to be frog-marched out of the office a few days later?

    On that note, have a heckuva New Year, everyone. And watch what you say.

    © 2005 The Washington Post Company

  • Why don’t they just ban tobacco?  Smoking is bad but this is going too far – as long as it is legal. Well meaning nanny do-gooders are just as intrusive as self righteous moral arbiters, says Leonard Glantz.  Glantz is a professor of health law, bioethics and human rights at the Boston University School of Public Health. I agree. Perhaps some legal eagles will weigh in here.

    "THE World Health Organization, the health branch of the United Nations, has announced that it will no longer hire smokers. Its spokeswoman said, "As a matter of principle, WHO does not want to recruit smokers." The "principle," according to the spokeswoman, is: "WHO tries to encourage people to try and lead a healthy life."

    By this action WHO has transformed its war against smoking to a war against smokers. On its new job application, WHO asks applicants if they are smokers. If the applicant answers "yes," the application will be discarded.

    With the hanging of the "No Smokers Need Apply" sign on its door, WHO has joined a long line of bigots who would not hire people of color, members of religious minorities, or disabled or gay people because of who they are or what they lawfully do.

    Under WHO’s policy, if Franklin Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Albert Einstein and Adolf Hitler applied for a job, only Hitler, the sole nonsmoker in the group (and someone who would not allow anyone to smoke near him), would be eligible for consideration.

    In adopting this policy, WHO is not acting in its capacity as a health care organization but rather as an employer. And the principle that it argues for is that employers can impose job requirements based on what its employees do off the job. One can only imagine WHO’s reaction to a tobacco company that requires all its employees to smoke or a gun company that requires them all to keep a gun and ammunition in their homes. The position that WHO has adopted would neatly support such ludicrous employment requirements……"

  • All those serene and earnest sounding messages you see and hear on pharmaceutical company ads, promising to find a cure for this deadly disease and that … don’t believe them.  They are about as sincere as Exxon Mobil and British Petroleum promising to clean up the environment. Edward Jenner, Jonas Salk and Albert Sabin could not have succeeded in their research at the big commercial drug labs of today. Bottom line in business is far more crucial to the companies than your health. Vaccines are particularly bad for business. It is more profitable to keep sick people on maintenance drugs than to develop and market a cure for a deadly disease. If a vaccine is found against AIDS, cancer, leprosy or malaria, it is much more likely to be the result of an NIH funded research scientist working in a university than due to any efforts within the multi-billion dollar research labs of Pfizer, Merck or Glaxo Smith & Kline. They don’t want to direct resources towards the R & D of vaccines and cures. They’d much rather spend their dollars in filling the campaign coffers of politicians and in marketing those cheery commercials with sunshine, butterflies,rainbows and happy people, that you see during the evening news. Congress eagerly subsidizes the big name pharmaceutical companies with our tax dollars. Price gouging, market protection, immunity from law suits are concessions that are written into law with little regard for the sick, elderly and rising health care costs. Lobbyists for drug manufacturers are among the most powerful on Capitol Hill. What is most ironic is that drugs developed by NIH funded research are marketed by pharmaceutical companies, who make no investment in their development, for huge profits – with no money from the profits going back to the NIH. These are the same hypocrites in congress and business who shamelessly feed at the public trough while clamoring to "keep government out of our lives" in order to garner votes and market shares.

    "In an unusually candid admission, the federal chief of AIDS research says he believes drug companies don’t have an incentive to create a vaccine for HIV and are likely to wait to profit from it after the government develops one.

    And that means the government has had to spend more time focusing on the processes that drug companies ordinarily follow in developing new medicines and bringing them to market.

    "We had to spend some time and energy paying attention to those aspects of development because the private side isn’t picking it up," Dr. Edmund Tramont testified in a deposition in an employment lawsuit obtained by the Associated Press.

    "If we look at the vaccine, HIV vaccine, we’re going to have an HIV vaccine. It’s not going to be made by a company," Tramont said. "They’re dropping out like flies because there’s no real incentive for them to do it. We have to do it."

    "They will eventually — if it works, they won’t have to make that big investment. And they can make it and sell it and make a profit," he said……

    In an e-mail response for comment, Tramont said the HIV vaccine mirrors the history of other vaccines. "It is not just a HIV vaccine — it’s all vaccines — that is why there was/is a shortage of flu vaccines," Tramont wrote….."

    In his Christmas Day message, Pope Benedict  warned scientists against the danger of technological advances made in the absence of faith. "…But the men and women in our technological age risk becoming victims of their own intellectual and technical achievements, ending up in spiritual barrenness and emptiness of heart. The modern age is often seen as an awakening of reason from its slumbers, humanity’s enlightenment after an age of darkness," he (the Pope) said. "Yet, without the light of Christ the light of reason is not sufficient to enlighten humanity and the world.", said the Pope. It would be interesting to know if a similar exhortation was directed towards corporate business practices. But then, organized religion is big business too.  No wonder the papal message of purity and ethics addressed scientists and not business biggies who make marketing decisions for drug companies. After all, perpetual  suffering and fear of terrible death are two reliable guarantees of maintaining a profitable consumer base for both big religion and big pharma.