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More effective than the war on crime?  Absolutely.  More effective than the war on drugs?  Hard to say, and that question might even be a bit fallacious.  More effective than the war on people?  Doubtful.  But at least we're using the same techniques — blow up the enemy, kill without remorse — that have helped us end so many human lives.

What am I talking about?  Haven't a clue, although in my defense, the bar exam is one week away.  But per CNN.com, the U.S. military earlier today dropped a series of 1000 lb. bombs on a dusty, poppy-seed-filled field in Afghanistan today.  I assume that this means that those poppy seeds have been neutralized, which will in turn lead to an increase in the price of opium (windfall to the Taliban!) and a whole new crop of poppies grown to take the place of their fallen comrades.

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2 responses to “The War on Plants (Joe)”

  1. I saw the newsclip this morning while exercising at the gym. It was pretty confounding, the excessive fire power to destroy a pile of poppies. The CNN anchor went “Wow!” Perhaps the expiration date on the bombs was approaching and the military decided to use them for a televised spectacle.
    Good luck for the bar, Joe.

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  2. Joe

    I like that expiration-date theory. My first guess was that maybe Obama’s trying to show people that, even though he may be an effete liberal (albeit not as bad as John Kerry because, after all, he plays basketball), he’s still man enough to have his military blow stuff up in spectacular (literally) fashion.

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